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Attention Ladymen and Gentlebeans - Your opinions please...

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JEZZMUND's picture

JEZZMUND / Thu, 2012-01-19 22:10

Right, sensible-ish question for you all.
Finally started on a project that i’ve been talking to some of you about for quite a while,
Which, essentially, is a wiki intended to catalogue all the RD merchandise and memorabilia that’s out there, not just currently available stuff but everything that’s been released over the years - starting with all the official UK stuff.
out-of-print books, DVD’s that are no longer available, T-shirts that probably havent got any print left on them - absosmegginglutely everything…
Eventually i’d like to expand this to all the merch released worldwide, props that have been released to the wild, that kind of thing.

My original plan was to call this Smegipedia following the wiki naming convention,
But the point has been raised (Cheers Danny) that Smegopedia is how people would assume it’s spelt - given the spelling of Encyclopedia…

So, my retarded question is this;
Would anybody like any toast? /slap

What do you all think? which name would be more of preference;
smegIpedia or smegOpedia ? - Perhaps something else entirely?
or is this just shit idea and it’s time i went home?

Ta.


Jo TORDFC's picture

Jo TORDFC / Thu, 2012-01-19 22:18 / #

I think Smegopedia looks better, but then (as with Wiki) it feels like it should be Smegipedia. Basically I’m no help at all… sorry!


Seb Patrick's picture

Seb Patrick / Thu, 2012-01-19 22:22 / #

I think Smegipedia. I don’t entirely know why, but there you go.


Danny Stephenson's picture Staff

Danny Stephenson / Thu, 2012-01-19 22:24 / #

Sorry Jezz, but my reasoning is that I reckon people would search for Smegopedia it looks right, I might be wrong.

I get why it should be Smegipedia. Too many i’s though. It’s too i-ey.


Jonathan Capps's picture Staff

Jonathan Capps / Thu, 2012-01-19 22:28 / #

Name it either and buy both domains!


JEZZMUND's picture

JEZZMUND / Thu, 2012-01-19 22:34 / #

You’re a domain :P

besides - what do you think i am - rich?


Alex VS's picture

Alex VS / Thu, 2012-01-19 22:36 / #

Smegipedia looks better to me, but the other one sounds better.


Mr-Stabby's picture

Mr-Stabby / Thu, 2012-01-19 22:37 / #

I think it should be Smegapedia!


ori-STUDFARM's picture

ori-STUDFARM / Thu, 2012-01-19 22:37 / #

1 for both.
2 for Smegi
and only 1 for Smego

I’ve gotta say Smego….just to be awkward. Thats 2.5 each…..But both


Jo TORDFC's picture

Jo TORDFC / Thu, 2012-01-19 22:42 / #

I think it should be Smegapedia!

…or Smeggypedia :D


Alex VS's picture

Alex VS / Thu, 2012-01-19 22:47 / #

Smeggypedia does sound slightly like a condition though.


Ridley's picture

Ridley / Thu, 2012-01-19 22:47 / #

Smegipedia
Smegapedia
Smegopedia
Ohlookacatipedia

Just pick one and SEO the other?


Mr-Stabby's picture

Mr-Stabby / Thu, 2012-01-19 22:51 / #

Just to annoy you even more, Smeggerpedia!


ori-STUDFARM's picture

ori-STUDFARM / Thu, 2012-01-19 22:55 / #

Or maybe SMEEEEE-PEEEEEE-DEEEEE-AH!


Pete Part Three's picture

Pete Part Three / Thu, 2012-01-19 23:13 / #

Smegipedia. It rolls off the tongue.

Urgh.


hummingbird's picture

hummingbird / Thu, 2012-01-19 23:25 / #

I’d like some toast, please.


Phil's picture

Phil / Thu, 2012-01-19 23:51 / #

Smegster


JEZZMUND's picture

JEZZMUND / Fri, 2012-01-20 00:11 / #

Isn’t that what they turned Napster into?


performingmonkey's picture

performingmonkey / Fri, 2012-01-20 00:26 / #

Smegorama!


Jonathan Capps's picture Staff

Jonathan Capps / Fri, 2012-01-20 00:46 / #

Merchensmeg.

Smegadise.


Danny Stephenson's picture Staff

Danny Stephenson / Fri, 2012-01-20 00:52 / #

Hurdi splurdi moochen oondawiki foo de merchensmeg.


genericnerdyusername's picture

genericnerdyusername / Fri, 2012-01-20 00:56 / #

I vote for Smego. Coz I’m helpful.


Jonsmad's picture

Jonsmad / Fri, 2012-01-20 01:06 / #

SmegginRamaseysniblickthethirdkerplunkkerplunkwhoopswheresmythribblipedia.


Jonsmad's picture

Jonsmad / Fri, 2012-01-20 01:24 / #

Etymologically. Smegpedia would mean education about smeg. Smegipedia and Smegopedia are truncated pun based hybrids the first alluding to wiki the easy to edit online database commonly termed, and the latter to the more pedestrian original concept of a work most returned to consult.

Though Astemeyer correctly postulates that Smegi and Smego are in fact the same thing observed from different precepts.


Ridley's picture

Ridley / Fri, 2012-01-20 01:26 / #

Crapolapedia


Danny Stephenson's picture Staff

Danny Stephenson / Fri, 2012-01-20 01:51 / #

a Polydridocdecawipedia. A hexasexadipedia, a dibidolihecadodredia?


Nick R's picture

Nick R / Fri, 2012-01-20 02:17 / #

Smegupedia.

Smeg-up-edia.

Smeg Ups Pedia.

Smeg Outs Pedia.

Smeg Outs, speedier.

Smeg Outs on fast-forward.

Tongue Tied on fast-forward.

Which is the best way to watch it.


Ben Paddon's picture

Ben Paddon / Fri, 2012-01-20 02:58 / #

What about Rimmerpedia?


JEZZMUND's picture

JEZZMUND / Fri, 2012-01-20 04:17 / #

what about Glitterpaedia?


Karl's picture

Karl / Fri, 2012-01-20 07:34 / #

Neither, they were meant to be green.


HelloMabel / Fri, 2012-01-20 10:46 / #

This here topic induced a major flashback of my first Red Dwarf newsgroup - may have been alt.tv or even a Yahoo group - and voting on whether we fans should call ourselves smeggies, smeggers or smegheads. And then there was a small contingent who would have nothing to do with any smeg moniker; they insisted on “dwarfers.” Can’t find it in any archives - too long ago, I guess. Anyone else recall this?

Sorry, back to your question. Um. I guess Smegopedia does look better to me. I googled ipedia and opedia; the first page of ipedia results were all Wikipedia articles, whereas the opedia entries were Webopedia, Investopedia, Stitch-opedia, Smart-opedia and various other opedias. Looks like people generally go with the o in times like these.


JEZZMUND's picture

JEZZMUND / Fri, 2012-01-20 14:16 / #

You really are a bunch of neutrals aren’t you!?
50/50 I/O split…
Am not completely sold of the root being smeg,
But there’s no other word(ing) I can think of that fits appropriately, conjuring both a sense of dwarfiness and identifying itself as merch/prop centric - smeg(x)pedia is the closest I can think of so far, but…
I don’t know - i suppose we go down another track altogether and just have a disassociated name?
Fascist Dictator Monthly?
DivaDroid Product catalogue 3012?
The Foaming Twat Archives?


Phil's picture

Phil / Fri, 2012-01-20 15:54 / #

Smegslist


ori-STUDFARM's picture

ori-STUDFARM / Fri, 2012-01-20 16:21 / #

Smegrabilia


Ridley's picture

Ridley / Fri, 2012-01-20 16:44 / #

But there’s no other word(ing) I can think of that fits appropriately, conjuring both a sense of dwarfiness and identifying itself as merch/prop centric

Crapolapedia! :’(


Jonsmad's picture

Jonsmad / Sat, 2012-01-21 00:01 / #

Smegrabiliapedia.


Karl's picture

Karl / Sat, 2012-01-21 00:49 / #

Norman Lovett’s Sexy Funtime.


Jo TORDFC's picture

Jo TORDFC / Sat, 2012-01-21 02:59 / #

The lost one is called Lostpedia… so how about Smegpedia? Or there is of course the classic Andrew Ellard’s Funtime Emporium!


performingmonkey's picture

performingmonkey / Sat, 2012-01-21 20:17 / #

> so how about Smegpedia?

I vote for this. It’s way better because no-one will need to guess whether it’s ‘o’ ‘a’ or ‘i’ it’s straight to the point. Either that or Dwarfpedia.


James's picture

James / Sat, 2012-01-21 23:05 / #

Just call it Smeg and be done with it.


Ben Paddon's picture

Ben Paddon / Sun, 2012-01-22 01:11 / #

Memory Smegma?


Ridley's picture

Ridley / Sun, 2012-01-22 01:43 / #

Justthepedia


locusceruleus's picture

locusceruleus / Sun, 2012-01-22 01:56 / #

Smegephemera.

Because it makes sense.


Dave's picture

Dave / Sun, 2012-01-22 10:52 / #

Smeggers Can’t Be Choosers


hummingbird's picture

hummingbird / Sun, 2012-01-22 13:25 / #

>> so how about Smegpedia?

> I vote for this ….. Either that or Dwarfpedia.

Yes, and yes.


si's picture

si / Sun, 2012-01-22 13:38 / #

‘What the Smeg..?’


TheLeen's picture

TheLeen / Sun, 2012-01-22 14:40 / #

Wikismegia


si's picture

si / Sun, 2012-01-22 15:40 / #

Smeegle.

*barrel-scraping*


ori-STUDFARM's picture

ori-STUDFARM / Sun, 2012-01-22 16:00 / #

**my precious**

Sorry….smeegle-Smeagal….couldn’t help it.


Karnie / Sun, 2012-01-22 16:20 / #

Smegbook.


Karnie / Sun, 2012-01-22 16:24 / #

Here it is, the one, the only….

Dibbleypedia

You’re welcome.


Phil's picture

Phil / Mon, 2012-01-23 16:36 / #

Green Smegs and Ham


Adam Bailey / Mon, 2012-01-23 16:46 / #

I like Crapola Inc, because it is both a reference to something in the show, as well as being a nice joke about all the tacky merchandise listed therein.


Ian Symes's picture Staff

Ian Symes / Mon, 2012-01-23 17:02 / #

There did used to be a fansite called Crapola Inc, though.


Karl's picture

Karl / Tue, 2012-01-24 00:27 / #

There used to be so many great fansites. Red Dwarf World. Smegweb. Crapola Inc. Groovetown. Then along came G&T and killed them all. Bastards.


performingmonkey's picture

performingmonkey / Tue, 2012-01-24 02:01 / #

Another shoe-in for ‘Recommendations’ there. :D


Ben Paddon's picture

Ben Paddon / Tue, 2012-01-24 04:12 / #

Goitipedia


Danny Stephenson's picture Staff

Danny Stephenson / Tue, 2012-01-24 11:51 / #

I’m heavily in favour of Ori’s suggestion of ‘Smegrabilia’ it sounds right, it describes the wiki perfectly.


Ian Symes's picture Staff

Ian Symes / Tue, 2012-01-24 12:01 / #

They were already dead when we came along. I was filling a smeggy void.


Karl's picture

Karl / Tue, 2012-01-24 14:26 / #

You’re a smeggy void.

Didn’t you use to help out with Groovetown?


Alex VS's picture

Alex VS / Tue, 2012-01-24 17:02 / #

I was filling a smeggy void.

Now there’s a euphemism.


Dave's picture

Dave / Tue, 2012-01-24 17:24 / #

Wikismeedia


hummingbird's picture

hummingbird / Tue, 2012-01-24 18:56 / #

I’m still waiting for my toast, you bastard.


Karl's picture

Karl / Tue, 2012-01-24 19:05 / #

To Hummingbird!

And all who sail in her.


Phil's picture

Phil / Tue, 2012-01-24 20:35 / #

Norm’s Post-Coital Pinball


Ian Symes's picture Staff

Ian Symes / Tue, 2012-01-24 23:39 / #

Didn’t you use to help out with Groovetown?

No, that was the other long-haired cunt who lives in my house - Cappsy ran the forums for a while, for some reason.


Jonathan Capps's picture Staff

Jonathan Capps / Wed, 2012-01-25 10:20 / #

Sometimes there were upwards of two posts a day.


ori-STUDFARM's picture

ori-STUDFARM / Wed, 2012-01-25 20:33 / #

>Sometimes there were upwards of two posts a day.

I know exactly how it feels to run a site like that. Jake does too…


Karnie / Fri, 2012-01-27 17:24 / #

Well, I have a TON of crap, Jezzmund, I’ll catalog everything I have and send you a list in case you need any info/photo references for the whateverthehellyouregoingtoeventuallycallitwikia. =)


ori-STUDFARM's picture

ori-STUDFARM / Fri, 2012-01-27 21:20 / #

>whateverthehellyouregoingtoeventuallycallitwikia

Now that just rolls off the tongue. Winner?