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“you ARE all idiots” - Squidy

Jonathan Capps / 17.10.06 / 12:59 pm

DwarfCast 2 - DJXIII Byte 2

I have so many things to apologise for.

Sorry for this being late. Sorry for it being too long. Sorry for forgetting to record Hattie’s Q&A session. Sorry for the odd occasion where you hear me MOVING THE MIC AROUND. Sorry that you can hear the hard drive on my MP3 player revving up every 10 seconds during Q&A sessions. Sorry for talking during the last part of the Casts despite having no voice what-so-ever. Oh, additional: sorry to take up your valuable time. Sorry. Thank you. Sorry. Bye. Bye. Sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

DwarfCast 2 - DJXIII Byte 2 (15.8MB)

In addition to Hattie’s absence due to my INCOMPETENCE you may also notice the distinct lack of Craig Charles. This is because he requested that any recordings should be kept private which, considering the very personal nature of his appearance, is completely understandable.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the second and final part of the Ganymede & Titan DJ XIII DwarfCasts. From this point on you will able to set your watch by us, as we’ll be releasing a new Cast every other weekend, most probably starting with myself and Seb Patrick commenting on the episode Balance of Power on 28th October.

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Seb Patrick's picture

Seb Patrick / Tue, 2006-10-17 13:46 / #

Fortnightly every weekend, eh? ;-)


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Jonathan Capps / Tue, 2006-10-17 13:49 / #

You made that comment AS I WAS CHANGING IT. You bastard.


Seb Patrick's picture

Seb Patrick / Tue, 2006-10-17 13:52 / #

Muah hah hah.


Arlene Rimmer BSc SSc's picture

Arlene Rimmer B... / Tue, 2006-10-17 13:54 / #

>I have so many things to apologise for.

Yes, we know, but what about the DwarfCasts?
BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh…oh, I slay me.


Seb Patrick's picture

Seb Patrick / Tue, 2006-10-17 13:54 / #

Also, sorry, but - you seem to have forgotten to make the whole thing mono; the Q&As only come out on the left hand side, which makes it quite difficult to listen to with earphones… it could just be that you need to paste the sound from the left channel to the right, or something…


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Jonathan Capps / Tue, 2006-10-17 13:58 / #

Shitty fucking death. I thought it did that automatically. Bah, this is what happens when you do things in a rush when you’re supposed to be working…

If you’re bothered, you’ll be able to re-download the file at 14:15 and it’ll be fixed.


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Jonathan Capps / Tue, 2006-10-17 14:06 / #

Actually, that didn’t take as long as I expected. The mono version is now up.

The monoification seems to have pushed the volume up a bit and made certain bits peak where they didn;t before, so I apologise for that, but I don’t have time to fix it. It isn’t a big problem, though.


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John Hoare / Tue, 2006-10-17 15:39 / #

I SOUND LIKE A COMPLETE FUCKING CUNT


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Andrew / Tue, 2006-10-17 16:00 / #

Plus not one of you remembered that Holly gag properly:

H - HH: And remember – you could win a no-expenses-paid trip to Jupiter! Get all the answers right and you could be heading deep into space.
H -NL: Prize does not include flights or accommodation…

Best piece of Holly footage, though? Norman in a Hattie wig. No question. :-)


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John Hoare / Tue, 2006-10-17 16:03 / #

I *knew* you’d pick us up on that! I tried to remember it properly at the time and couldn’t. It’s a great joke.

And the way he delivers that line is just perfect - in an completely unexpected way, but perfect for the character.


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Jonathan Capps / Tue, 2006-10-17 16:04 / #

The bit I laughed most at was Norman’s bored face as the audio clips were being played. That was brilliant.


John Hoare's picture Staff

John Hoare / Tue, 2006-10-17 16:06 / #

I do love that bit - because it’s the *perfect* example of the amount of thought that’s gone into the production of the release.


Ian Symes's picture Staff

Ian Symes / Tue, 2006-10-17 16:28 / #

> Plus not one of you remembered that Holly gag properly:

I did remember the similar joke in The Simpsons, though…


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Andrew / Tue, 2006-10-17 16:34 / #

Didn’t see the Simpsons one - but there’s also a variation of it in Nightingales, series two. And in…gah, well, some other show I saw about 8 weeks ago.

Nothing original in the world…


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Ian Symes / Tue, 2006-10-17 16:42 / #

It wasn’t a criticism, it’s still a great gag. There’s only a finite number of basic jokes in the world, and the rest are all variations on them. Little Britain don’t bother with the variation.


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John Hoare / Tue, 2006-10-17 16:45 / #

I can’t believe it’s only a few days to go before release. It’s crept up on us somewhat…

I am excited. Me and Tanya will probably play with each other on Monday night ha ha ha like some sex.


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Seb Patrick / Tue, 2006-10-17 17:54 / #

I’ve got to wait til Wednesday, cos I don’t get paid til then.

Unles Cappsy’s buying it, of course. Haha, bonus of living with a fellow G&Ter!


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Andrew / Tue, 2006-10-17 18:13 / #

> Unles Cappsy’s buying it, of course. Haha, bonus of living with a fellow G&Ter!

So that’ll be ALL the Geek questions played by the end of day one, then…


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Pete Part Three / Tue, 2006-10-17 22:28 / #

I was with you up until you decided that VI has more crap episodes than VIII. I think the show lost its way slightly with series VI, but Legion has to be the funniest ever episode.


Jonathan Capps's picture Staff

Jonathan Capps / Wed, 2006-10-18 09:08 / #

I’ve just realised that Balance of Power isn’t the first commentary at all, but in fact Thanks for the Memory. I was having a bad day yesterday.


Ian Symes's picture Staff

Ian Symes / Wed, 2006-10-18 10:36 / #

And besides which, we might just have something else for the next Dwarfcast instead.


Jonathan Capps's picture Staff

Jonathan Capps / Wed, 2006-10-18 10:38 / #

Basically, never listen to a thing I say, because there’s a high chance I’ll be WRONG.


Danny Stephenson's picture Staff

Danny Stephenson / Thu, 2006-10-19 00:14 / #

would that mean you are wrong about that comment also?


Arlene Rimmer BSc SSc's picture

Arlene Rimmer B... / Thu, 2006-10-19 04:57 / #

So if you can’t rely on a single thing Capps says ‘cos it’s wrong, that means what he just said is wrong, which means he’s right, he’s right that he’s always wrong, which means—

Hear that? That was the sound of my mind being blown, man.


Ian Symes's picture Staff

Ian Symes / Thu, 2006-10-19 07:54 / #

Cappsy does that to all the girls.


Spid / Thu, 2006-10-19 13:20 / #

What girls?


Jonathan Capps's picture Staff

Jonathan Capps / Thu, 2006-10-19 14:39 / #

> What girls?

:(


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Karl / Thu, 2006-10-19 15:19 / #

Fear not Sir, I have a cunning plan.


Jonathan Capps's picture Staff

Jonathan Capps / Thu, 2006-10-19 16:31 / #

> Fear not Sir, I have a cunning plan.

Karl, I’m not going to have sex with you.

Oh, ok then.


Arlene Rimmer BSc SSc's picture

Arlene Rimmer B... / Fri, 2006-10-20 07:35 / #

But…but I’m female.

No seriously, I checked and everything.


Ian Symes's picture Staff

Ian Symes / Fri, 2006-10-20 09:43 / #

I don’t believe you. We need photographic evidence, in close-up detail, on the site by tonight.


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performingmonkey / Wed, 2006-10-25 20:48 / #

> but Legion has to be the funniest ever episode

Brimming over with WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGG BANG WROOOOOOOOOONGABILITY!! Bwahaha.

Whast the hell’s wrong with the posting?


John Hoare's picture Staff

John Hoare / Wed, 2006-10-25 21:07 / #

Yes, I’m occasionally getting error message too - but it’s intermittent.

If anyone gets them, could you mail me a copy of the message along with what page you were on to admin@ganymede.tv?